How to kill your wife...

Lol, I was sent this hilarious discussion, about how to kill your wife:

Lets say a nursing student, for the sake of the illustration we'll call him “Mike” decided he wanted to kill his wife. Now said wife, oh, let's call her “Terri” had been dieting recently, but was still well within normal weight for her height. “Mike” wanted to do her in, in a way that could be dismissed as “natural causes”. As a nursing student/nurse, he'd have access to the knowledge, equipment and medicine to do so, but what would look natural? Read more here...

Here is another hilarious article:

Not to provide a how-to guide for researching the right way to kill your wife or anything, or rather, a how-not-to, but this guy's just made a whole bunch of mistakes. Mistake # 1: Being openly Pagan in a small southern town. Mistake #2: Googling all the information about how to kill your wife on your own computers. Mistake #3: Not clearing out your cache. Mistake #4: Defending yourself in court. Read more here...

Even more knee slappring reading:

Now how many of you out there have never thought of killing your wife? I will confess at the cost of my social-life that the idea has more than once gate crashed my thoughts like an obnoxious stag, entering a party without a date. My matrimonial problems began in America; there weren’t any serious problems, only small ones like cleaning dishes, helping do the laundry etc, which thanks to the volubility of my wife, ‘Wiji’ (‘my wife’ sounds too much like property) ballooned up to be larger than life issues. It’s not that I didn’t help Wiji in household chores; it’s just that each time I did the laundry or washed the dishes, it never met the high standard of chore-core that was set forth by Wiji. Read more here...

Need more hilarity?

There are so many reasons to kill your wife, a wife, any wife. I knew this even before I got married. So I am not going to debate that with you after five years of marriage.

If I want, I can call you stupid – stupid for ignoring that warning written on gwomgworo, 911 lorry, plying Onitsha-Nsukka road that says, "Fear Women." You did not fear women. You stubbornly went ahead and got married. I wanted to say, "Ntoo," but I didn’t because what I intend to say here is serious, and I do not want to lose you.

So let’s jump to the reasons why you may need to kill your wife. Read more here...